Why I Won’t Be Shopping on Black Friday

1. I just don’t believe shopping should be a contact sport. 2. I don’t do crowds. 3. Nothing I want is ever on sale (Have you ever actually seen a first edition Chalmers book at WalMart? Nope, me either). 4. I don’t do lines. 5. Turkey sandwiches await at home. 6. I don’t do malls. 7. I’d rather read. 8. …

Five Kernels of Corn

The first few winters in the New World were treacherous for the new colonists. In the Plymouth colony, the settlers died in droves from both sickness and starvation. In this bit of historic verse by Hezekiah Butterworth, the necessity of rationing the meager food resources is described alongside the abundant moral reserves of the people. Long a part of the …