1. I just don’t believe shopping should be a contact sport. 2. I don’t do crowds. 3. Nothing I want is ever on sale (Have you ever actually seen a first edition Chalmers book at WalMart? Nope, me either). 4. I don’t do lines. 5. Turkey sandwiches await at home. 6. I don’t do malls. 7. I’d rather read. 8. …
