Ideolatry: The idolatrous worship of ideology.
Iducation: The self-centered psychologicalization of modern secular education.
IMglish: The special abbreviated, acronymic language of instant messaging, sms, and texting: omg, lol, bff, btw, cya, galgal, igbok, etc.
Impuritan: The modern ethical paradox: the new morality of immorality.
Indignatary: A culturo-political celebrity who has built a career and a reputation on feigned moral outrage.
Infobahn: The web’s information super-highway.
Intaxication: Gleeful celebration upon getting a tax refund–which only lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Intelligentry: The shallow and insipid intellectual and cultural elite at American universities.
Iraqnaphobia: An inordinate fear of third world tin-pot dictators.
Irritainment: Deliberately distasteful and annoying entertainment.
iWant: The irresistible temptation that overcomes even the strongest constitution whenever Apple releases a new iGadget.