Heretickle: Popular falsehoods that are happily accommodated for the sake of church growth.
Heterodoctor: A thoroughly modern and politically-correct university professor.
Hillarious: A silly, shallow, superfluous, and statisfucating worldview.
Histonarcolepsy: Sleep-walking through history.
Historectomy: The surgical removal of any historical perspective from contemporary discussions.
Hollywired: The marriage of the computer and entertainment industries.
Homodoxy: The new homosexual orthodoxy taught in America’s schools
Homophilia: Trendy depravity.
Homotextuality: The awkward and preposterous androgyny of the new gender-neutral literary style.
Hyphenectomy: The removal of superfluous punctuation from the last names of the thoroughly modern.
Hypocritics: Liberals who criticize conservatives who cave into the pluralistic pressure of liberals.