Maastwrecked: The mess that the European Economic Community and the New World Order have made of Europe.
Machiavalium: Political narcotics dispensed in an effort to control the people.
Macjob: A mindless, tasteless, and valueless task undertaken merely for money.
Maledictaphobia: A fear of saying anything offensive or negative even in the face of dire wickedness.Mirthgirth: All that extra weight gained over the holidays.
Monkeythump: A bruise on a banana.
Monolatry: A form of single-diety idolatry; the generic worship of the “Great Architect,” the “Divine Force,” or the “Big Guy Upstairs.”
Mopneutaxes: The current administration’s economic plan in a nutshell.
Moscowrena: The never-ending dance craze of totalitarian appeasement.
Multimediocrity: The proliferation and diversification of brain candy in the media.
Mustbuster: A cultural warrior specializing in the reversal of ethical necessities.