Legalossolalia: The strangely unintelligable “tongues” spoken only by lawyers.
Libnet: The symbiotic network of fringe-left media, academia, and government that infests Washington’s corridors of power.
Limbaughtomy: The surgical removal of welfare-state piffle, drivel, and swill; performed by transmitted airwaves.
Litegeist: The substantivelessness of American pop culture.
Lithurgy: The wholesale denigration of tradition, glory, and substance in modern evangelical worship; the malady of lethargic liturgy.
Loathesome Dove: The confidential military designation for what one two-star general called its “gay-loving, pot-smoking, draft-dodging, womanizing commander-in-chief.”
Loglo: The nighttime reflection of franchise signs along an urban American freeway.
Logogogues: Politically-correct speech police.
Logomorph: A neologism.
Logonutriphilos: A consuming love for words.
Lugurgitation: Luggage popping out onto the baggage claim belt at the airport.